Sunday, September 20, 2009

Splat

"Casket"
David McCord

"Darren bent over to give Grandpa a kiss goodbye. His shoulder must have brushed the rod holding up the casket lid, for the heavy, mahogany lid came down hard and fast, catching Darren on the back of the head. His face was smashed into Grandpa's and several people rushed to his aid.
When they got the lid back up and Darren's head out, it was a mess of blood. Darren was bleeding from his nose, lip, and scalp. Grandpa's carefully made-up face was splattered. If the lid hadn't been stain lined, Darren would have joined grandpa in the afterlife.

It was a terrible thing, and I covered my face so no one could see me smile."

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

You guys wanna see a dead body ?

SOOOO a few days ago "Stand By Me" came on some movie channel and I watched it and feel in love with it all over again... well not that I ever fell out of love with, but I hadn't watched it in a long long time so the next day I popped it in the ol' DVD player and watched my little heart out. I really lover that movie, I can say its in the top 5 spot, maybe its like number 2 or 3... I dunno but that movie is so true to how I felt as a kid, and even how I feel know. There are so many great scenes and great lines. Ofcourse now I love it because I can realize how great a movie it is, when I was a little kid I think my love for this classic was that I had a huge crush on Corey Feldman and the late River Phoenix, and ofcourse Kiefer Sutherland which still holds true today. They are total cuties and I dare anyone to disagree... here have a screen shot and bask in the glory of the good ol' days....

Saturday, May 23, 2009

20 for you, 60 for your unfortunate looking friend there...

I like putting my head half way under water, just so my ears are covered. I like the sound you don't hear... if I had to image what it would be like to be deaf, that would be it.

I washed my hair with Nexxus, and then finished off with a Miller light I was going to drink it, but then I remembered how gross beer tastes, its supposed to make your hair smooth, I dunno though you smell like a cheap hooker afterwords. How redneck is that ?

I was going to go to Wal-Mart, but I'm a bad driver in the sunny day time, so i try avoid driving in at night especially in the rain... I was going to make tie-dye stuff... shirt, tank top, undies x} but I don't have any white clothes, or dye to use, so tomorrow then I guess...

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Dreaming, I was only dreaming

SOOOOOOOO my review Green Days new album has come do to one word: Phenomenal. Its so fantastic, like literally I was speechless after I heard it, but not really because I was like "OMG THIS SONG IS REALLY GREAT REPLAY !". I was really worried how I would feel about the new CD, because of the various sounds from their side projects, which I loved, but I was scared they would influence the new stuff too much. But alas, how could I have ever doubted the best band in the world ? I'm ashamed of myself.... I love how some of the some of the songs have an older sound to them, similar to some of the stuff they did in the past. "Peacemaker" too me sounds like something that could have been on "Nimrod". I haven't decided which is my favorite, and I don't think I can they are just so great, each and every song has something that makes its really special. Which is how I think all of Green Day's songs are. They way the lyrics flow and the music has such a special sound.

Green Day never fails to make great music...
Right now "Life before the lobotomy" and "Viva La Gloria" are the ones I've listened to the most, and actaully I don't think I've listened to anything but 21st Century Breakdown since I got it. I am so excited about this album, and really excited to see them in concert in August. Too bad my computers fucked up and wont read CD's so I can't put it on my iPOD, and I refuse to buy it off itunes, because I already own it. I'll have to listen to something else on the way too my g-ma's today, unless my mom will put it in, which I doubt because she just bought a Michael Buble' CD.

GO buy it, enjoy it...

Gettin' chummy

I have to go mingle with some family members I don't care for...
I have to eat cornbread, because it will make grandma happy and I would eat poop off a stick if it made her smile so...

I'll make the best of it just so she can be happy. But in my head I will be "fricka fracka rickum flackum". Maybe I can get a little sauced before I go lol. But seriously.


Sunday, May 17, 2009

Foo' say wha ?

I got tagged by Lola and Morgan :}

Rules:1. Respond and rework: answer the questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own invention, add one more question of your own.
2. Tag eight other un-tagged people. Here it goes...

What is your current obsession?
Cops and auto shop

What is your weirdest obsession?
Narwhals

What are you wearing today?
Rolling stones baseball tee, acid wash shorts, ballet shoes

Why is today special?
Because its another day :}

What would you like to learn to do?
Tons O' stuff knitting, how to wiggle my ears, how to make soap

What are the last things you bought?
cat food and instant coffee, Colombian YUM

What are you listening to right now?
Tommy and the Shondells - Hanky Panky

What is your favorite weather?
I love them all really, spring everything is really fresh, summer is nice and warm
fall is really beautiful and crisp, and winter is nice and cozy.

What is on your bedside table?
A clock, Purell, instant coffee, a coffee cup, some jewelry, a R.E.M cd,
lotion, some pens, a note pad, glasses holder, iPOD, and the remote...

What is your most challenging goal right now?
To save up money

What do you think about the person who tagged you?
I love me some LOLA, l-o-l-a, lola :}
or moragn worgan porage <3

Where would you like to be?
India, England, Italy, California, Florida....

Who is your favorite designer?
Betsey Johnson :}

What would you like to have in your hands right now?
Floral wedges, new Dr.Martins, another bathing suit, more Indian/canvas style clothing

What would you like to get rid of?
Lots of things. Work, fuckwads, stupid people assholes....the usual

If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
In Betseyville xD or her beautiful New York home, I would love to
live in a vintage looking home in the mountains
but near things, a really great giant garden :}

Which language do you want to learn?
French, Spanish, Swedish

What did you dream of last night?
That I was lost on an Island with Taylor Swift O.o, I don't really know that
much about her, Billy Bush, Twiggy, Jack Nicholson, Keifer Sutherland.

What's in your bag?
Wallet, Splenda, cellphone, 4 pairs of sungalsses, gum, mints, purell, check stub
lotion, mini first aid kit, two pens, a mini note pad, some earrings, lighter, camera,
deposit slips, make-up bag, fork, salt.

What's your favorite color?
I love colors with odd names, all colors but things pastel blues, and dark greens

What is your dream job?
Arborist, photographer, something where I would be comfortable
through life, and not have to deal with asshole people all day.

What are your plans for this summer?
Losing more wieght 101lbs :}, COncert, Vacation... and work ofcourse.

What is your favorite magazine?
Nylon and National Geographic

Who is your style-icon ?
I have lots :{ Ofcourse Betsey is a biggie

What are your favorite artists?
Green Day

Favourite movie:
Just one ? no can do....
Alice in Wonderland, Live Freaky! Die Freaky!, Halloween, Jurassic Park, The Lost Boys,
the Nightmare Before Christmas, Harry Potterssss, The Shinning, Godzilla,
The Brave Little Toaster, The land Before time, Footloose.

Post your favourite picture of the moment:




If you could choose, in what time would you like to live?
I wish i had been born in the 70's

i tagg:
DasterdlyDeeds
Candice
Monicawashere
spacecaseplacetoplace
wanting more from life



hahaha that's it, no 8 excuse moi

Uncle Dirty says :

OOOOOOO the baseball game was postponed, just rained and rained and rained. And then it got very cold cold cold cold, I bet it was only 55-60 today its only going to be about 55 tomorrow all day.

SO me and my grandmother went up to the club level and had some lunch. I got a little "sauced" as my g-ma calls it xD, we both did actaully. But there wasn't anything else really to do, you couldn't go up to the very top because it was raining and you could only really walk around inside the club or on the bottom field level and there was tons of boooooze everywhere so what can I say ?

But who doesn't get a little drink on when they go to sporting events ? Isn't that what makes it fun ?

I got my tickets to see Green Day in August, the day before we go on vacation, or we might leave after the concert, we haven't decided yet. I'm super excited, though I've only actaully heard three of the new songs, I'm going to get the CD tomorrow.

Me and my grandma meet a bum named "Uncle Dirty", I gave him two dollars and some spelnda packets. He was eternally gratful.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Walkin' on the grass feels so fine don't need shoes in the summer time

I made a list the other day of things I've been obsessed with for the last few months...

The main one has been rustic/western pattern bags and wallets like this
I've already bought 4 of them, this one I got at Target for 12.99 I found the in various thrift stores. And the remainder of my list is....
- Floral wedges
- 70's prints
- Pixie Geldof
- Gilmore Girls
- Melba Toast
- Goldie Hawn
- Twitter :{
- Watches
- Hungrygirl.com
- the 90's then again I'm always being very nostalgic...

It feels like its been a loooong two weeks, but not at the same time, I feel like I haven't been anywhere in weeks. I'm hoping I can get to the grocery store with in the next two or three days. I've been trying to organize all the paper and books in my room, all the folders and stuff and while they are all ready organized, plus I need a screen for my window so I can open it and enjoy the air.

The air outside has been really fresh, I mean its usually really clean smelling, but this last months its been like extra fresh. Its been raining a lot, and people have been mowing their lawns a lot and it just smells really good. And since I haven't had time to go out and pic-nic or take any walks it would be nice to be able to at least open the window without worring about something crawling in or something like that...

how very unhelpful

ooooooh I was planning on coming in here and writing on the wonders of my new camera's I bought and show some of the grand pictures I took, and then I realized one of them I have to load new software for, and the other one the sales lady didn't give me any software for.

SOB. and I rode by that particular store the other day and it was already gutted. I got two really great camera's a Nikon wide shot and a really lovely Canon that even came with all the lenses for 300 buckaroonies, because a bunch of wolf camera's in my area are closing down. Hopefully I can find on that open or atleast find the load up disc on ebay or something.

I need to go to the thrift store, hopefully this weekend, I need some new shorts and stuff for summer and the kind I want are at target but they are 32.99 :/
And I see lots of fun acid wash cut offs and shorts at the t-store all the time .50 < 32.99 seriously.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Skinny dipping in the bathtub ?

OHHHHH vacation seems ridiculously far away, thats because it is. We don't leave until August and thats just not fair, not fair at all. I need a vacation NOW! a vacation that lasts until august would be nice.

I told my mom we should just load up the RV and just go down to a lovely beach of out choice and just hangout until we feel like coming home. I would sleep outisde if I had to anything to be away from the "daily grind", which happens to be a really great place to get coffee, which I've been guzzling like crazy.
During these months all I do is work, drink coffee, and sleep. I've haven't been eating like I should since my recent weight lose. I should be eating more but doing the exact opposite. I've been hungry its just hard to find time between being yelled at by ornery old people and sleeping to eat anything. I've take up drinking slim fast too, pretty yummy and better then the whole "not eating" thing.

Speaking of weight lose, some of it was intentional but now I can't figure out how to get back onto a normal diet without just going back to what I was doing, and I went and bought about 5 pairs of jeans the other day and was smug about not having to get a size 9 instead walking away with three pairs of size 1's, a pair of 0's and one pair of size 3's. I went to to also look for swimsuits and the ridiculous prices made me concider swimming naked, 20 bucks for a whole suit if fair, but 20 bucks a peice is steeeeeeep, I'll just go the way of Raquel.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Hi my name is Jessica, how the FUCK can I help you ? :}

I give up on trying to please anyone anymore.

I'm done with the whole thing, as of now my head is set on "blah blah blah" mode.
Thats why I think me and Alysia are friends, we have this nice thing going on on the outside and these horrendous comment episode going on in our heads. So there you have it, I am sick of fucking old people being fucking stupid and not knowing about their medications. I'm sick of 90 year old assholes coming in who speak this crazy fucked up english were they just stick words together, I'm sick of stupid assholes trying to weasel their way through the system. FUCK YOU !

I think if people could hear the thoughts in my head I definitly wouldn't have any friends and I would be fired. People are fucking retarded, I work behind the counter, I deal with your prescription. You just take the goddamn meds, you know nothing about what goes on behind the counter, so you know what TAKE THAT BOTTLE OF PERCOCET AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAT ASSHOLE .

No you be a grown up and you call your doctor, you call your fucking insurance, you call around and see who has the fucking medication in stock I don't fucking feel like it and its not my fucking responsibility. Its says in our job descriptions "calls to patient prescriber requesting refills, and calls to patient insurance is better left to patient".

I'm going to the twilight pre-release party and I don't care what anyone thinks.
I'm excited, I will have fun and thats that.
12:01 can't wait, this is almost as exciting as when the books were coming out and then almost as exciting as when I was waiting to see the movie in its midnight theatre showing.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Drugs keep you awake in the morning....

I woke up this morning to the most annoying voice enthusiastically reminding me how fucked up the human race is, thanks for making my morning come out to a wonderful start you dirty old bastard.

Me and Claude spent half the morning sitting in our usual booth at Waffle House this morning drinking Coffee trying to escape the cold, because the house is freezing because we have so many goddamn windows in the house, and plus there was nothing else too do. We drank about 4 cups each, which according Dr.Know-it-all in the booth across from ours, is bad for you, but the look on our faces should have let her know we didn't care but no.... she decided she needed to elaborate, that is until Claude decided introduce her to Mr.Bird and she finally got the message.

Coffee is a wonderful thing, a wonderful wonderful drug...the only drug that comes with free refills. :}

The moral of this story is
A: Don't talk to strangers, especially at Waffle House. Waffles House people will kill you.
B: Coffee is good.
C: Old people shouldn't be allowed to talk on morning radio.
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